and now my computer says it’s 1/1/2012. Whoopee? Whoopie hooray suh.
This year instead of holding a cup of sparkly liquid beverage aka not-champagne-juice-stuff I just toasted everyone with a glass of orange juice because all sparkly things taste like crap, and who wants to punish their taste buds first thing in the new year?
A bunch of people, apparently.
Anyway, happy new year blahblahblah it’s 2012 we’re all going to die lolol blahblahblah not really blahblahblah there’s a lot of fireworks going on outside and they’re really loud blahblah.