I just took my first pee of 2012

and now my computer says it’s 1/1/2012. Whoopee? Whoopie hooray suh.

This year instead of holding a cup of sparkly liquid beverage aka not-champagne-juice-stuff I just toasted everyone with a glass of orange juice because all sparkly things taste like crap, and who wants to punish their taste buds first thing in the new year?

A bunch of people, apparently.

Anyway, happy new year blahblahblah it’s 2012 we’re all going to die lolol blahblahblah not really blahblahblah there’s a lot of fireworks going on outside and they’re really loud blahblah.



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